Once upon a time, I was in a limo with Carrie Underwood and Tony Romo...

Ok, so in the spirit of the Grammy's, I thought I would share a crazy story about Carrie Underwood and Tony Romo. Every time I see her performing or interviewing I get tickled because I've seen another side of this talented girl...
I was in Dallas at my friend Libba's bachelorette party and we ended up getting a VIP table at the Ghost Bar on top of the W. We arrived and immediately took over the VIP section. We were having some cocktails and dancing, celebrating Libba's last days as a single when someone brushed my shoulder. I turned to see who it was and it was Tony Romo! It turned out that it was his birthday and he was celebrating with some Dallas Cowboys and his girlfriend, at the time, Carrie Underwood! Their table was right next to ours so we all ended up hanging out right next to them all night.
Carrie and Tony ended up in the DJ booth playing their favorite songs and dancing, then she sang "Happy Birthday" to him. We couldn't believe how lucky we were...
THEN, we were leaving and they asked us if we wanted a ride home or if we wanted to go hang out with them at the Galleria where Carrie was staying, so we obviously dove into the limousine... and that's when things started to go downhill. We were so excited to get to hang out with Carrie, but ummm, Carrie was checked out. And when I say "checked out", I mean that she was wasted, crying, texting with her head in between her legs, about to be sick. It was miserable! We asked her if she needed water and she wouldn't even sit up and look at us. It was like trying to play with a broken toy. No fun.
Tony seemed pretty annoyed and like he was ready to go home. We were not impressed with our new friends. We ended up asking them to just take us back to Hotel ZaZa because it was such a bummer. Anyway, drunk Carrie is human! They split up not long after this took place... and I know why.